gamegrumpslovlies:

booker-the-hooker-dewitt:

I stayed up late last night because clearly this was more important than sleeping

its beautiful.

pursuitofhapppinessss:

ten-and-donna:

dustbats:

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole

he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

Literally crying

this is my favorite post on this website

enecoo:

hyryker:

me, in bed: i’m so exhausted, im ready for sleep

my brain: HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE KEEPS HACKIN’ AND WACKIN’ AND SMACKIN’ HE JUST HACKS, WACKS, CHOPPIN’ THAT MEAT

bryannaanastasia:

funny-pictures-uk:

Everyday Objects Made Unusable by Giuseppe Colarusso

Fuck this guy

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

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